I’ll begin this post by apologizing in advance for the perversion of provisions you’re about to witness. Those of you who know me will already understand my affinity toward all-things edible. What can I say? I like to eat! That said, I would consider what photographer Alan Sailer has done to the following food products a travesty at worst. If this is what happens when someone takes a pellet gun, some marbles, and a Nikon D90 to a picnic, consider me uninvited.