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Game Boy Portraits — Now Available from Dan Schenker Photography

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Is there a sweeter smell than that of nostalgia? Introducing the latest toy in my photographic arsenal, the Game Boy Camera! That’s right, folks — these 256×224 pixel head shots will be the talk of the town! Black-and-white is all the rage right now in the low-end photo market, so snap yours up now before my Game Boy Printer runs out of stickers to print them on.

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Pause your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles VHS tape and check this out! My new gear has a 50mm focal length that will make your Polaroid Instant camera shake in its non-existent Converse All-Stars. I can guarantee that these portraits will be a bigger hit than a slammer on your POGS. A photo shoot with me is quick and easy going. No, don’t bring a NERF gun — I’ll be doing enough shooting for both of us!

Any occasion is enough reason to book a photo session. Easy Bake pot luck, Ring Pop engagement shoots — The sky is virtually the limit! (Sorry, this camera doesn’t perform too well in just about any light source.) Luckily, you don’t have to be a Street Fighter to book a date and time with me. My calendar is open wider than Kirby’s mouth in Dreamland! Just wait until your peers see these stunning 4-bit portraits of you… You’ll want to change your name to Optimus Prime because your image will be completely TRANSFORMED!

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I understand that my portfolio may make it look like I only work with professionals but I promise you this: I’m willing to work with any average Mario, Luigi, Ken or Barbie.  I also know that photographers are a dime a dozen these days, so your decision may be a difficult one. In closing, I choose you, Pikachu, as my number-one commitment, my priority, and of course, the subject of my amazing little Game Boy Camera.


Image sources: Game Boy Camera and Game Boy.

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